what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
