So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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