she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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