You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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