That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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