friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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