I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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