I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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