dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I have aggressive nipples.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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