A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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