I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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