So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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