The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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