So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
