That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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