Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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