At least make sure they are 18
Why
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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