I like my sex mixed with concussions.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
ttyl tear gas
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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