Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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