what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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