White coat. Heels.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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