Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
