On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
