And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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