my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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