i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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