whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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