i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
