I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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