dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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