i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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