i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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