JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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