if i died would you start the facebook group?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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