Dual....:-)
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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