Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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