we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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