She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
barbara walters just said penis...
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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