I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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