Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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