"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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