HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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