hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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