whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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