is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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