that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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