sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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