I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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