He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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