nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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