he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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